Shadow+Dancer

Bonjour!!! ~^_^~ **Mind you I own none of these pictures** My name is Shadow Dancer. I have a love of all things books, animals (especially wolves), and art. I absolutely abhor (I love that word!!!) violence and idiotosis. Yes, that is a real disease. Please, enjoy the plethera of books and ideas I am about to throw at you, with a quick splash of art along the way.

I realize that life as a book lover is hard in our modern society. People rely too much on computers (im not saying I dont...) and spend to much time on video games (not denying this either...) but I believe that the best way to spend free time is sitting down with a good book and escaping from my life. Warning: I only read fiction. If that annoys you please feel free to leave this page, I dont mind, we all have our diffent cups of tea. Mine would either be Nutcracker Sweet, or a Goji Berry Green Tea....

um... yeah.... sorry.

Anyway, who says this page can't be funny and informational at the same time? Well, I believe laughter solves almost any problem, so there will be quite a bit of my horrible humour (wow I didn't even realize I typed the "u"... and I'm not British... my regards to the British, I love your random u's) and jokes that I think are funny. Sorry if you don't like them, I only have so much talent.

-(Update 30 Novemver, 2010: There, I made my text easier to read... -_-" My fur people I was trying to go for a theme but you complained because you couldn't "read it". So I guess I should say I'm sorry, now its easier to read for all you people. ^^ That is all for now.) -(Update 2 December, 2010: So I guess I'm writting an update everytime I... well... update this page. Today I'd like to warn you that I get really sassy in this. Like, I seem extremely pissed off in some parts. I wonder why,,, I assure you that I'm a really really nice person! Just ask my friends (aka. da other pages yo) and they're tell you I'm a kind, caring, respectful person. So I'm just going to warn you now, all the sass is my internet personality. Nothing more. Now go read my page and stop reading these stupid things. Sorry, just kidding, couldn't resist. ~Update Update~ Do I write too much? Or is it that I have no life and spend too much time on here? I hope you all don't mind all this writting, its a lot of fun to do. And all these books are worthy of an entire novel length of words, so I consider this an embarrasment to their amazingness. Okay, I really am stopping for today. ~Update Update Update~ *looks up* Hello *looks back down at book* Okay, I'm really sorry this time, I just couldn't resist! Gosh ShadowDancer, work on your self-control!! Shut up other voice, I'm working on it.) -(Update 8 December, 2010: I'm actually in book club this time. Oh crud, the bells gonna ring right now. *ding* oh fur...) -(Update 7 January, 2011: HAPPY NEW YEAR YA'LL!!! I have a friend sitting next to me this time. She says I feel so much pressure I'm not sure I can make a real comment right now. We're talking about cats and dogs and Microsoft Office 2010. Okay, I've added one book, good enough for me. Now I'm gonna go play with it now!! Ha ha! My friend's parting words are um.) -(Update 22 February, 2011: I haven't been on here in a while! I have a new friend beside me this time, who says, and I quote, "The Joker has a puppy. Its so cute but he thinks its ugly." I hold no repsonsibilities for her weirdness. Sitting in Health class, finished with my assignment so I thought I'ld come in here and update, at least to talk to you guys. Even though nobody reads this.... -_-" NO FRIEND! No punching the computer!! P.S. - Tim (my spork) says hi!)

Well, this is a book club wiki and this is my book page, so I guess I should put some books up on here!! First of all, my favorite two books in the history of ever because they're amazing.



**Mind you I own none of these pictures** Yes, not only are these books really good they're about wolves. The writing is amazing and the story is very well developed, If there is one thing i want you to take away from reading this page its that everybody should read these books.

Another amazing book series are the Bug Man series. (I will only put the picture of the first book) **Mind you I own none of these pictures** Now, you might go "Ewwwww bugs!" at this, but I have two things to say to you. 1. We need bugs to live and 2. These books are amazing. They have murder mystery, creepy people, scientific stuff so you'll actually learn things! *gasp* :O I know right?

Amazing author time!! His name... Ted Dekker Yes, this dude writes really good books. I will put two of my favorites on here, I highly reccomend you check these books and this author out. **Mind you I own none of these pictures** (Why is the __Skin__ one white around the outside... I dont know, sorry about that. Good internet pictures are hard to find.) The next book is a joint book between Ted Dekker and Frank Peretti, another amazing author. **Mind you I own none of these pictures** Yes, this is a very creepy, very good book. And now a book solely by Frank Peretti. This is honestly amazing since it relates to the world today. Just read it. Its called... *cue dramatic music* __ Monster __ **Mind you I own none of these pictures** __ Very furry indeed. __ __ Okay, so all those books were mainly mysteries, with really surprising plot twists and such. __ House has a religious theme, warning all those out there. Skinis a bit more of older teen book, just putting it out there for your *does amazing hair flip* information.

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Okay! Now for another animal book! Get used to them, they're my favorites. Mind you I own none of these pictures This is the same author that wrote the first two books on this page, so you know he's good. Its a book about a deer, its really good, not sure what else to say honestly.

These books I "borrowed" from Swimmer Girl. They are about *drum roll* animals. Werewolves to be exact. So they're not all animal, only half, but still. They're good, although I didn't much like them due to the endings. Not saying anymore.

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**Mind you I own none of these pictures** **Dah dah dah!!!! Another animal book! (Honestly, if you have any common sense, you can see what kind of person I am) This one is a classic. It depicts the tragic life of a wolf-dog by the name of White Fang (go figure) and it truely does tug at the heart strings. (If anyone knows who the heck came up with that saying, I'd love to know! I mean, everybody knows hearts don't have strings. Sheesh.)**



Mind you I own none of these pictures I haven't finished reading this book but I know the ending will be good. Its another one by Jack London, who is one of my favorite authors. This classic follows the story of Buck, a young dog forced to become a sled dog and reconnect with the ancient wolf that sleeps inside of him. Its really compelling and I can't help laughing at the stupidness of the people in this book. I'd totally reccomend this!! (Wow, for once I wasn't sarcastic in my description. Is that an accomplishment?)

Mind you I own none of these pictures Who says grown women can't read children books?!?!?! This is possibly the cutest book I have ever seen!!! If you're just looking for something to read in 5 minutes but brighten up your entire day, then this is the book for you!

Mind you I own none of these pictures This is an extremely funny book. It follows a freshman in high school as he goes through his first year of madness. Its very seriotypical about what happens, but its an awsome read and will have you rolling on the floor laughing.



**Mind you I own none of these pictures** THE HUNGER GAMES!! Yesh, I know everyone's reading it but its because they're awsome!! Highly, HIGHLY reccomend these books, especially before you watch the movie thats coming out March 2012. READ IT!!

** ﻿ ** In all honesty I haven't completely finished this book, but I've been hooked to it for the past few days. Its a riviting tale of a young lady who runs away from home to free her black stand in mother, who got in jail for pissing off three of the most racists men in town. Then they take up housing with three black sisters who run a bee farm, and everything progresses from there. First off, I just wanna say that I hate people that underestermate or degrade women or other races, because thats just sick and wrong. We're all people, thank you very much, and just because you men can push us around (most of the time *flexes arm muscles*) doesn't mean you're superior. Might I remind you that us WOMEN are the people that birthed you and fed you and wiped your little butt cheecks when you got scared of the monsters under the bed. So ha. Ha hah ha.
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**Mind you I own none of these pictures** **Yes, I REALIZE this is an old book. Yes, I REALIZE this has been made into a movie. (NO movie is ever as good as a book. Sorry, its true.) Yes, I REALIZE that its a bit dry. But for a scientific pesron like me, its amazing. Its so riviting and exciting and fraught with mystery, all the things I love in a good book. And if you can't figure out what its about, I pity you.**

By now you've either probably... 1. Read about all my books and comments and liked it (the prefered option) 2. Read about all my books and comments and hated it (might press charges for this) 3. Clicked away to YouTube to watch an episode of your prefered anime (only half wrong, no charges but no cookie from me) 4. Clicked away to FaceBook to "socialize" with your "friends" (no, I'm not offending you :-/) 5. Never came to this site in the first place

So to keep things interesting I will post an "About Me" list so all you people out there reading this (there is no one reading this Shadow, get over yourself. *sad face* okay...) will get to know me a little bit! (NO JUDGING ALLOWED!) 1. I LOVE the smell of my Creme Brulee candle. 2. My best friend lives 200 miles away. 3. I have 2 dogs, 1 cat, and a bird. 4. My house is said to be haunted by a ghost named Gus. 5. Yes, I am obsessed with anime and manga. 6. Yesh, I do love the comic Mutts (if you get the allusion I applaud you). 7. .................................................................................. 8. I get serious writers block sometimes...  9. I draw any chance I can get. 10. My friend thinks I'm friends with the dead. >_> I assure you my dead friends hate her too. 11. My favorite animals are wolves. I also like ravens, dragons, horses, big cats, butterflies, mythical serpents, and huskies! 12. My favoirte foods include hummus, meat, chocolate, peaches, holandais sauce, and pie crust. 13. The weirdest thing I like to eat is eggs and ketchup. 14. I love to play videos games on my DSI and my WII. (including: pokemon games, okami and okamiden, metroid and metroid prime) 15. I constantly cannot decide what picture to put as the background on my computer.